I’m Simon Barker Too! – @SimonBarker87

The first line of a self-introduction is by far the hardest to write, so I will keep it short and sweet with: Hi, I’m a Simon Barker too! I’m quite glad Simon has created this “Are You Simon Barker?” section of his site and invited me to write for it, because whenever I do a vanity Google of myself to check nothing onerous has appeared, this is the website I always find. In some ways that is a good thing but, when people are trying to find me, it is definitely an issue.

I was born in 1987 in Clacton on Sea and since then I have migrated, via Sheffield for a spell at boarding school, up to Newcastle Upon Tyne for university. I managed to get a B.Eng in Electrical and Electronic Engineering tucked under my belt by the summer of 2008 and, at the time of the financial melt down, that autumn I was happily starting my PhD in the same topic. I would love to say that it was fantastic foresight of mine to avoid trying to get a job at the start of the recession but, in reality, I love engineering and a PhD had my name written all over it.
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New Theme for Simon Barker dot com

Well I thought it was time for a whole new….or not so new and original look to the Simon Barker dot com…..yeah that’s Simon Barker, not Simon Baker!….most people seem to be able to tell the difference….even if a search engine can’t! ;)

Let me know what you think to this little experiment….

Are You Simon Barker?

Well I know that I’m Simon Barker, but I’m guessing there’s lots of other Simon Barker’s out there too, so in a similar way to Dave Gorman’s “Are You Dave Gorman” book where he went round the world meeting up with other namesakes, I’m thinking that it would be good to ‘virtually’ meet other Simon Barker’s here on my blog.

I’m thought this would be best done in a guest blog post kind of way, perhaps someone searching the Internet for a Simon Barker and arriving here at SimonBarker.com doesn’t specifically find the one they were looking for right now, such as those looking for Simon Barker – The Mentalist.
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Simon Barker – The Mentalist?

the-mentalist-simon-barker-or-bakerOh yes that’s right, it does kinda make you wonder doesn’t it? When you find that people are coming to your website searching for “simon barker the mentalist“, it could give you something to be concerned about – why are so many potentially thinking you’re a “mentalist”?

It makes me laugh each time I see that though, the scene from the Alan Partridge TV series immediately springs to mind in which he refers to someone as a “mentalist”.

So I thought it might be best doing some research into this whole business and it turns out that there’s an American TV show called “The Mentalist” which stars an Australian actor called “Simon Baker“.
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Strange, Weird and Funny Search Phrases (Feb 2010)

When you have a website and you start receiving search engine traffic, it can sometimes be rather surprising or even funny to look at some of the search phrases people are using to arrive at your site, quite often they must leave disappointed as the page they end up looking at can be quite removed from what they were clearly looking for!

With that in mind, I recently saw a blog post over at Piggynap in which Zoe showed us some of the best search terms her site in the last month, so I thought I’d do a similar thing here on my blog showing some of the strange, weird and funny search phrases people have used on our sites in the last month, so here they are and which pages they sent people to!…
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Simon Barker Naked?

Oh yes! When I saw that somebody arrived here on my personal website from searching on Google for the phrase “simon barker naked” – well it kind of gets your attention while checking your website statistics!

You can see from the image below that I’m obivously caring some weight, well when I say weight I’m obviously talking about the google ranking variety and not in the physical sense – I’d like to think I’m not in too bad a shape in that sense neither, but there won’t be any nude pictures of this Simon Barker appearing here anytime soon that’s for sure – sorry to disappoint!
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Greetings from Simon Barker!

Welcome to Simon Barker dot com!

This particular website of Simon Barker’s is currently under development. [Read more...]